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<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 10:02:54 PDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Black bear invades NH home, steals black bear plushie]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=black-bear-invades-nh-home-steals-black-bear-plushie</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=black-bear-invades-nh-home-steals-black-bear-plushie</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 10:02:54 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>strangething</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=black-bear-invades-nh-home-steals-black-bear-plushie</guid>
<description><![CDATA[According to homeowner Mary Beth Parkinson, the real bear fled when he heard the sound of her garage door going up but &quot;grabbed a stuffed bear&quot; just before lumbering out the door.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[chewy comission fur on fur]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=chewy-comission-fur-on-fur</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=chewy-comission-fur-on-fur</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:20:41 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=chewy-comission-fur-on-fur</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;craziest request ever. :chewy riding a giant cute squirrel chasing down nazis. he needs long flowing fur and a giant roar.&quot;<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Google Street's &quot;Horse Boy&quot; Shrouded in Mystery]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=google-streets-horse-boy-shrouded-in-mystery</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=google-streets-horse-boy-shrouded-in-mystery</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 10:24:49 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Sonious</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=google-streets-horse-boy-shrouded-in-mystery</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Would the  furry or business mascot wandering around in Scotland please contact the media? They're bored and looking for someone to interview.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man caught smuggling foxes &amp; chamelions out of Cairo]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=man-caught-smuggling-foxes--chamelions-out-of-cairo</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=man-caught-smuggling-foxes--chamelions-out-of-cairo</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:07:06 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Doodles</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=man-caught-smuggling-foxes--chamelions-out-of-cairo</guid>
<description><![CDATA[There's a joke in here, but I'm unable to find it...<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[PetCo Hamster Ball Derby]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=petco-hamster-ball-derby</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=petco-hamster-ball-derby</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:29:30 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=petco-hamster-ball-derby</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Get your hamsters ready for the winner's circle!<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Polish newspaper accidentally makes Pedobear Olympic mascot]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=polish-newspaper-accidentally-makes-pedobear-olympic-mascot</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=polish-newspaper-accidentally-makes-pedobear-olympic-mascot</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:53:59 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=polish-newspaper-accidentally-makes-pedobear-olympic-mascot</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Move over Mukmuk, there's a new mascot in town.Polish newspaper Gazeta Olsztynska made a huge snafu when they ran an article on the 2010 Winter Games which included illustrations of the mascots: Quatchi, Sumi, Miga, sidekick Mukmuk and a new addition -- Pedobear.&quot;<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Furry Vengence]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=furry-vengence</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=furry-vengence</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:48:12 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=furry-vengence</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Monkey Bone. Dudley Do-Right. Looney Tunes: Back In Action. Brendan Fraser: &quot;Why?&quot; Yeah, I know this is mostly OT, and it's mainly live action with some hybrid CG elements, and it doesn't look funny - but this trailer has an important message:&quot;You can't escape the furries!&quot;&quot;<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Finally, mechanical tails for humans]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=finally-mechanical-tails-for-humans</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=finally-mechanical-tails-for-humans</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:06:51 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=finally-mechanical-tails-for-humans</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Humans are great. We've got eyes sharp enough to spot oncoming threats, like bears, legs fast enough to run away from bears, and opposable thumbs to update Twitter about the fact that we're being chased by a bear. But one thing we're sadly lacking is a tail with which we can display our emotional state while all this is going on.Until now, that is.&quot;<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[People of Walmart: Tails]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=people-of-walmart-tails</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=people-of-walmart-tails</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:59:44 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=people-of-walmart-tails</guid>
<description><![CDATA[OK. Who here went to a Walmart in California and forget to take their tail off?<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Star Fox in Iraq]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=star-fox-in-iraq</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=star-fox-in-iraq</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:08:07 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Sonious</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=star-fox-in-iraq</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kenya Remix]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=kenya-remix</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=kenya-remix</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:44:05 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=kenya-remix</guid>
<description><![CDATA[They have lions and tigers in Kenya.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[You Follow One Kid Home, Rip Out His Eyes And All The Sudden You're A 'Killer' Squirrel]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=you-follow-one-kid-home-rip-out-his-eyes-and-all-the-sudden-youre-a-killer-squirrel</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=you-follow-one-kid-home-rip-out-his-eyes-and-all-the-sudden-youre-a-killer-squirrel</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:01:50 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>GreenReaper</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=you-follow-one-kid-home-rip-out-his-eyes-and-all-the-sudden-youre-a-killer-squirrel</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I'm a happy-go-lucky squirrel who loves living the good life of climbing trees and eating nuts. Mostly eating nuts. Man! I can't get enough of them. So tasty. But let's make one thing clear, right here and now: I have never killed anyone.The truth is that the &quot;attack&quot; in question was merely the result of an unfortunate misunderstanding between myself and a young boy with a bag of peanuts, who remains alive and well to this day. Does he have both eyes? No. Is he blind? Absolutely not! So you tell me: How does that make me a killer?<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Squirrel crashes photo]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=squirrel-crashes-photo</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=squirrel-crashes-photo</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:45:35 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>willyums</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=squirrel-crashes-photo</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A squirrel popped up in front of the camera as a couple took a photo of themselves on vacation, stealing the focus and creating a crazy photo. From the &quot;Your Shot&quot; feature in National Geographic.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Wild Gasmasks]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=wild-gasmasks</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=wild-gasmasks</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:53:52 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=wild-gasmasks</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Animal heads gasmasks for those that seek something just a little bit different.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Make Fictional Animals Real!]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=make-fictional-animals-real</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=make-fictional-animals-real</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:17:42 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AshMCairo</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=make-fictional-animals-real</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;When the Something Awful Forum Goons want to see what fictional animals would look like in a real-life setting, they don't use their own bodies as vehicles for the beasts' transition to our world, like so many misguided furries. Instead, they use their Photoshop skills to satisfy their peculiar curiosities.&quot;<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[FA down because of lightning strike - Admin bans and K-lines innocents based on joke]]></title>
<link>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=fa-down-because-of-lightning-strike---admin-bans-and-k-lines-innocents-based-on-joke-1</link>
<comments>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=fa-down-because-of-lightning-strike---admin-bans-and-k-lines-innocents-based-on-joke-1</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:21:22 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Xenofur</dc:creator>
<category>Just Plain Silly</category>
<guid>http://furryne.ws/story.php?title=fa-down-because-of-lightning-strike---admin-bans-and-k-lines-innocents-based-on-joke-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Quoted from a source not credited for their own protection:&quot;FA went down because it was struck by lightning while traveling precisely 88 miles per hour. Meanwhile, Biff ------ stole the Sports Almanac and built h--self an empire of porn, allowing h-- to ban and k-line anyone they wanted, whenever they wanted.&quot;<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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